hwango: (hermit crab)
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There's a monster in my basement. On really quiet nights I can hear its claws clicking on the concrete as it paces back and forth. You might think the sounds were just the furnace, but you'd be wrong.

I worry about it breaking out, coming up here, and eating me. It's definitely the kind of monster that eats people.

At least, it eats the corpses that I throw down there. It snarls at me every time I open the door, though. You'd think it would be more grateful for the food.

Maybe it knows that I'm just fattening it up.

Date: 2014-10-29 10:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluegerl.livejournal.com
Gaaahhhh Hwango... you ARE SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shall not now be coming to tea! thank you for the invitation tho.

Edited Date: 2014-10-29 10:29 am (UTC)

Date: 2014-10-31 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hwango.livejournal.com
Nonsense, you'd be perfectly safe! I already have a giant pile of corpses!

...wait, that might not have sounded as reassuring as I thought it would.

Date: 2014-10-31 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] urb-banal.livejournal.com
Maybe my monster and your monster could meet...

Date: 2014-11-03 06:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hwango.livejournal.com
...and we could have a meal with multiple courses? = )

Date: 2014-11-01 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gunthersdncemix.livejournal.com
Just saw this, but it was entertaining. :)

Date: 2014-11-02 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jlly-coppercorn.livejournal.com
Love the twist.
And you're twisted. Love that too.

So glad you could join us for Halloween.

Date: 2014-11-03 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hwango.livejournal.com
And yet, for all that twisting, I still have screws loose. = )

Date: 2014-11-03 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darlinleo.livejournal.com
Yeah, you'd think it would be more grateful! Wonder what the previous tenants fed it? Ick.

Well done, sir.

Date: 2014-11-03 09:25 pm (UTC)
fawatson: (theseus & minotaur)
From: [personal profile] fawatson
Well done!

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