ROFL, this is hilarious! It reminds me of Doglas Adams' brilliant writing.

"The first answered "The Isle of Doom." The second answered "Monster Island." The third and final survivor answered "My God, They Were Everywhere," but since he did nothing but stare into the distance and mutter these words in response to any question asked of him, the general opinion was that his answer didn't count."

"As big as their vehicle is, though, I think it must still be quite crowded inside with eight men and Teiger's ego."

Awesome!!