I scrolled down to find Keppie's correction re grizzly vs grisly and couldn't stop laughing after that. Sorry. *waves away tears* Hwango this was, once again, fun and boisterous. You have the pompous tone of voice perfect here and beginning and ending with him attacking aphids with a tweezer is ... charming? Endearing?

There are times where speech marks are missing and other small typos, and I felt that sometimes you could have pulled back a little on some of the "rather"s, "quite"s, etc which DO evoke the pompousness you want, but also make your descriptions vague.

However, the humour here was priceless and this was very entertaining, so thank you and good luck in the polls! :D