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LJIdol S11 - Second Chance - Week 2 - Echo Chamber
Experience the Cave of Mystery! If you have never visited a cave before, then you are in for surprises! If you have visited a cave before, then rest assured that it was worthless garbage compared to the Cave of Mystery! The Cave of Mystery features the most magnificent speleothems ever constructed by nature - the drippiest dripstone, the flowingest flowstone, and the most anthoditic anthodites! What the heck is an anthodite, you ask? Come and find out!
Do you want to be chewed on by a variety of cave-dwelling monsters? Then go somewhere else! We've chased out all of the bats, cave bears, troglomorphic fish, dragons, and even that chatty oracle! There is no cave in the world where you are less likely to be eaten by a grue.
But what, you ask, is the true mystery of the Cave of Mystery? Well, the Cave of Mystery features some of the clearest, loudest echoes of any cave in the world, yet the shape and composition of the cave should leave it with terrible acoustics. How then to explain the miraculous echoes of the Cave of Mystery? Sorcery? Witchcraft? Or are the echoes the voices of tormented souls bound to the caves to suffer for all eternity for the crime of damaging one of the irreplaceable spleothems? We don't want to spoil the surprise, but seriously, keep your grubby hands off the speleothems or we'll feed you to the cave hippopotamus.
Do you want to be chewed on by a variety of cave-dwelling monsters? Then go somewhere else! We've chased out all of the bats, cave bears, troglomorphic fish, dragons, and even that chatty oracle! There is no cave in the world where you are less likely to be eaten by a grue.
But what, you ask, is the true mystery of the Cave of Mystery? Well, the Cave of Mystery features some of the clearest, loudest echoes of any cave in the world, yet the shape and composition of the cave should leave it with terrible acoustics. How then to explain the miraculous echoes of the Cave of Mystery? Sorcery? Witchcraft? Or are the echoes the voices of tormented souls bound to the caves to suffer for all eternity for the crime of damaging one of the irreplaceable spleothems? We don't want to spoil the surprise, but seriously, keep your grubby hands off the speleothems or we'll feed you to the cave hippopotamus.