Art - COW #43 - The Most Useless Creature

[hwango]

"My lord, Spawning Vats A through F report success. Each one has spawned a new race of horrors for your dread army. The creatures in Vat C actually tore apart the demon who opened it!"

"Excellent! Soon, my armies shall - wait, did you say Vats A through F? Don't we have a vat G?"

"Er, yes. But there seems to have been a problem with that one. Best not to worry about it. Now, Vat B - there's a winner! The things that came out of it are coated in a sticky acidic goo and have about a dozen tentacles tipped with highly poisonous stingers!"

"What came out of Vat G?"

"Vat F was pretty good too. Armor plating, breathes fire, razor sharp claws - great for your army. Yep, great for the army."

"What came out of Vat G?"

"Really, my lord, best not to -"

"WHAT CAME OUT OF VAT G?!"

"...these, my lord."

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32441377/

Comments

[tankhangen.livejournal.com]

Wow those really are horrible! Wait maybe not, I am assuming that the big red yellowed eyed thing is the useless one right?

[katylou.livejournal.com]

it' so cute i set it as my wallpaper. goodbye "bliss" :)

[hwango.livejournal.com]

Glad to hear people are enjoying it. It wasn't a big hit on conceptart.org where the actual activity is hosted, but at least it's racked up a few amused comments here and on deviantArt, so it wasn't a total loss. = )