fiction - brigits_flame - drabble for "Nirvana"

It can be a real struggle to break into a market already flooded with choices. Some people are going to be happy with their current brand, and won't easily consider trying out something new. Even those who might be interested have to wade through so many other options.

So when I decided to start my own religion, I knew I needed something that would really grab people. Other afterlives have peace and happiness, free of suffering and mortal desires. In other words, they're boring.

My religion's afterlife? Filled with ninjas and dinosaurs. It's gonna be awesome.