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hwango"Would you care to explain why the floor of this room is inclined by at least fifteen degrees?"
"It isn't. You are drunk."
"And the blinding lights?"
"I assure you, they are of average brightness."
"That horrible pounding noise?"
"I suspect you are referring to the ticking of the grandfather clock."
"And how about this furniture of yours? It seems to me that it will avail itself of any opportunity to attack knees and ankles."
"Now you're just being unreasonable. The furniture is perfectly friendly, and just wants some attention."
"Are you petting that footstool?"
"Yes."
"...I need a drink."
"It isn't. You are drunk."
"And the blinding lights?"
"I assure you, they are of average brightness."
"That horrible pounding noise?"
"I suspect you are referring to the ticking of the grandfather clock."
"And how about this furniture of yours? It seems to me that it will avail itself of any opportunity to attack knees and ankles."
"Now you're just being unreasonable. The furniture is perfectly friendly, and just wants some attention."
"Are you petting that footstool?"
"Yes."
"...I need a drink."
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Date: 2011-08-12 12:36 am (UTC)Quite hilarious, this. Nice job as usual.