The Return of the King
Dec. 17th, 2003 05:21 pmWent to the The Return of the King this morning. Just like I suspected, Aragorn turns out to be Elvis in disguise, and he drives into Mordor in a pink cadillac to pick up Frodo and help him throw the One Ring into the giant volcano-themed casino in Las Vegas. Wait - I probably should have put that behind spoiler tags. Oops. Sorry about that.