I had long suspected that there was something my parents weren’t telling me. Then, one day, mom and dad got these real serious looks on their faces and sat me down to talk.
"Son, there are some things that we should probably have told you a long time ago."
Uh, oh.
“We’re robots.”
Awesome!
“...from the future...”
More awesome!
“...of another planet...”
No freakin’ way!
"...where your mother and I were the robot king and queen."
You mean we're secretly alien time-traveling robot royalty from the future?! That's beyond cool!
“Well, we are. You’re adopted.”
Damn.
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