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"As you can see by this graph, we're utterly screwed."

It did paint a rather grim picture. At first the line showing their profits soared magnificently, barely wobbling at all. Then it leveled off ever so briefly before plunging into an abyss of debt and failure.

"Our projections indicated that the zombie apocalypse would last much longer. But the simple fact is that there's no market for zombie repellant anymore."

"Damn it! If only our competitors hadn't invented those zombie-killing robots, we'd still be in business!"

"Also, human civilization wouldn't have fallen when the robots turned on us."

"That too."

Date: 2013-04-08 07:42 am (UTC)

Date: 2013-04-08 09:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hwango.livejournal.com
Everyone loves robots!!! ...or else.

Date: 2013-04-08 10:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluegerl.livejournal.com
HWANGO!!! First Sales talk, ZOMBIE repellant...oh lordy sporfles madly. reads on and then SHRIEKS...

ROBOT REPELLANT required! Lordy, you are MARVELLOUS!!

IN A DRABBLE!!!!

HUGS. adores!

Date: 2013-04-08 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keppiehed.livejournal.com
Heeee! *loves on zombies*

Date: 2013-04-08 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloodofareptile.livejournal.com
Ha ha, this was hilarious.

Date: 2013-04-08 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverflight8.livejournal.com
Those pesky zombies and their dying! But I can totally see business-sense warping reality *wry*

Date: 2013-04-09 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kathiann.livejournal.com
Funny. It made me laugh, which is good.

Date: 2013-04-09 09:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hwango.livejournal.com
I do love drabbles. And, like anyone with an ounce of self-preservation, I also love our glorious robot overlords.

Glad it amused. = )

Date: 2013-04-09 09:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hwango.livejournal.com
What about the robots? WHAT ABOUT THE ROBOTS?!?!

(for your own safety, please love the robots. we musn't anger the robots)

Date: 2013-04-09 09:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hwango.livejournal.com
Thanks! Glad it amused.

Date: 2013-04-09 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hwango.livejournal.com
Curse those zombies! First they're after out brains, and then they let our business model collapse! It's enough to make you miss the triffids.

Date: 2013-04-09 09:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hwango.livejournal.com
That was indeed the aim. Glad to have succeeded. = )

Date: 2013-04-09 10:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keppiehed.livejournal.com
Hm ... are they sent from Skynet? Because then I could probably love them, especially if they do that liquid metal thing. Help, I'm stuck by being impressed by the early 90s and I can't get out!

Date: 2013-04-10 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hwango.livejournal.com
That liquid metal thing was pretty cool. I suppose it will depend on the current level of technology when the zombie apocalypse breaks out.

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