fiction - brigits_flame - fireworks

[hwango]

Notice to All Citizens

As a result of unfortunate events at this year's Summer Festival, the position of Imperial Pyrotechnician has become vacant. Qualified applicants should present themselves at the East Gate at dusk in one week's time. For these preliminary interviews only references and choreography sample are required. No not, repeat, DO NOT bring actual incendiary devices to this meeting. Applicants must demonstrate an expert knowledge of the manufacture, storage, and presentation of a variety of incideniary devices. Any applicant whose speech devolves into maniacal laughter shall be dismissed immediately.

Notice to All Citizens

As a result of unfortunate events at this year's Summer Festival, his Imperial Majesty requires numerous stonemasons, carpenters, and generic construction laborers of all kinds to begin immediate work on the reconstruction of the palace. Extra pay allotted to any worker who can provides his or her own tools.

Comments

[gunthersdncemix.livejournal.com]

hmm... :)

[bluegerl.livejournal.com]

And any reader of this who dissolves into maniacal laughter will be dismissed immediately?

Are we to be no longer friends..????

teehee. oh dear that was more than a clanger someone dropped! (a lighted fagend?)

[hwango.livejournal.com]

Nonsense! Nothing we love more than maniacal laughter. = )