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Chances are, you're not eating enough fruits and vegetables. The government and government-approved scientists agree that they're a great source of things like vitamins, potassium, and delicious bioavailable antioxidant phytochemicals. Mmm, phytochemicals!

But of course many fruits and vegetables take so much time and effort to prepare for eating. Peels to remove, seeds to pick out, curses to have lifted - ugh! I mean, really. Who has the time? And even if you have the time, then you've got peels, seeds, and untriggered curses to safely dispose of.

So what's the alternative? Juice! No peeling, no seeds, and very probably no curses! Heck, no chewing! What could be easier?

Of course, many fruit juices do lose some flavor and nutritional value during processing, but a lot of it is added back in along with the mind controlling nano-machines during the bottling process.

You're going to drink some kind of beverage during the day anyway, and what are your alternatives? Water? Ugh, have you seen the other uses for water? Who would want to drink that? Coffee? Current projections indicate that if coffee consumption continues to increase at its current levels then it will only be another seven years before 99% of the earth's landmasses are completely covered by Starbucks. Who wants that on their conscience? Soft drinks? Soft drinks are made from the tears of kittens.

So, choose the delicious, easy, healthy, and socially responsible option - choose juice!

Juice! Submit to the juice!

SUBMIT.