There's a monster in my basement. On really quiet nights I can hear its claws clicking on the concrete as it paces back and forth. You might think the sounds were just the furnace, but you'd be wrong.
I worry about it breaking out, coming up here, and eating me. It's definitely the kind of monster that eats people.
At least, it eats the corpses that I throw down there. It snarls at me every time I open the door, though. You'd think it would be more grateful for the food.
Maybe it knows that I'm just fattening it up.
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Date: 2014-10-29 10:29 am (UTC)I shall not now be coming to tea! thank you for the invitation tho.
Teehee.
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Date: 2014-10-31 04:19 am (UTC)...wait, that might not have sounded as reassuring as I thought it would.
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Date: 2014-10-31 12:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-11-01 05:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-11-02 01:42 pm (UTC)And you're twisted. Love that too.
So glad you could join us for Halloween.
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Date: 2014-11-03 06:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-11-03 06:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-11-03 01:25 pm (UTC)Well done, sir.
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Date: 2014-11-03 09:25 pm (UTC)