Finally!

Jul. 10th, 2015 06:50 pm
hwango: (hermit crab)
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Magic: the Gathering has long been full of a variety of creatures you can summon to murder your opponents. Or do other stuff, I suppose, like defend you from being murdered by your opponents. You've had access to things like dragons, elves, goblins, gargoyles, hydras, really big fish, golems, vampires, wombats, djinn, oozes, badgers, minotaurs, angels, demons, sharks, crabs, shark crabs... even a surprising number of jellyfish (though of course most of the things listed as jellyfish aren't really jellyfish). You've had it all.

No, you haven't. Because, until now, you could not murder your opponents with the lingering souls of dead children.

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=398628

Date: 2015-07-11 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluegerl.livejournal.com
No, you kept them alive for torturing most unhappily and unpleasantly. (Badgers??? No Otters or ducks?)

Date: 2015-07-12 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hwango.livejournal.com
Surprisingly, though the Wombat is from an earlier time when they were still a bit sillier, there have been four different Badgers and the latest one was from just last year. So...Badgers are scary, I guess.

No ducks or otters, though there have been numerous other birds (even Chickens in the joke set).

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