Spot the Differences!
Apr. 22nd, 2016 12:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hwangoI joined a new writing community. One of the recent prompts was "Difference," and...I had this idea...which is not really a story. But it would not let go of my brain, and so here it is.
Can you spot all three differences between these two adorable kittens? (Solution below!)
Solution:
Kitten B is three months younger than Kitten A (he is a Capricorn).
Kitten A is an international spy who speaks seven languages. He has been watching you for years. He knows all of your secrets. Yes, even that one. How can he know about that? No one knows about that. But he does. This is horrifying. This kitten could destroy you and everything you love. How can you ever rest easily again knowing that somewhere there is a kitten that has the power to ruin you? You can't. For the rest of your life your dreams will be haunted by this knowledge and you will awaken each morning with a feeling of inescapable dread. Kitten B, on the other hand, does not know who you are.
Kitten B is allergic to shellfish.
Can you spot all three differences between these two adorable kittens? (Solution below!)
Solution:
Kitten B is three months younger than Kitten A (he is a Capricorn).
Kitten A is an international spy who speaks seven languages. He has been watching you for years. He knows all of your secrets. Yes, even that one. How can he know about that? No one knows about that. But he does. This is horrifying. This kitten could destroy you and everything you love. How can you ever rest easily again knowing that somewhere there is a kitten that has the power to ruin you? You can't. For the rest of your life your dreams will be haunted by this knowledge and you will awaken each morning with a feeling of inescapable dread. Kitten B, on the other hand, does not know who you are.
Kitten B is allergic to shellfish.
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Date: 2016-04-22 07:53 am (UTC)Ruby will be so happy too....oh PLEASE stay with us. It's hardly BF.. but it is so superly casual and you can do or not do as you please.
BUT THIS IS WONDERFUL...oh glory be, so YOU!!!
Oh gawd, thank heavens I don't HAVE cats or kittens... (or many secrets come to that!) but I do have two lizards that were so busy fighting each other they fell in my doorway and now I have two lizards somewhere - hurr hurr hurr watching ME?????
You lovely mad bugger!!! oh HAPPY I am now!
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Date: 2016-04-23 06:26 am (UTC)You have mysterious fighting lizards lurking somewhere?! Your life is so much more exciting than mine. Or maybe your just have more stylish wildlife where you are.
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Date: 2016-04-23 07:15 am (UTC)Oh don't worry I'LL INSIST you are taken aboard!! HO YUSS!
and I found one lizard up on my curtains when I went to draw them last night. He was sleeping up there... so he flew into a corner and now I have to leave the door open all the time IN THE DAMNED RAIN!!! Don't KNOW where the other one is - eaten?
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Date: 2016-04-22 10:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-04-23 06:27 am (UTC)