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hwangoIt didn't suck. I enjoyed it. I will say no more about the film, so that it is spoiled for no one.
I have a theory about the previews we had before the film, though. Someone involved in Hellboy clearly was able to pull strings or place some bribes. Clearly, we were shown the most abominable previews that could be found, to make us appreciate the movie that we were about to see that much more. There is no other explanation for them. One made me say "meh," one made me say "why?," one made me say "How does this match the demographic for Hellboy?," and the other two made me want to claw my eyes out and concuss myself on the seat next to me. Only the looming promise of Hellboy kept me from doing myself permanent harm.
I have a theory about the previews we had before the film, though. Someone involved in Hellboy clearly was able to pull strings or place some bribes. Clearly, we were shown the most abominable previews that could be found, to make us appreciate the movie that we were about to see that much more. There is no other explanation for them. One made me say "meh," one made me say "why?," one made me say "How does this match the demographic for Hellboy?," and the other two made me want to claw my eyes out and concuss myself on the seat next to me. Only the looming promise of Hellboy kept me from doing myself permanent harm.
