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Conspiracy
May. 3rd, 2005 08:44 pmPESTILENCE, HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE: "Here a plague, there a plague, everywhere a plague-plague...hmm."
IRONY: "Hey, Pesilence, what's up?"
PESTILENCE: "Oh, hey, Irony. I was just checking in on this poor sap that I blighted with the Horrible Death Plague. Seems like he's been taking Amoxicillin for the last nine days and most of the symptoms have gone away. I guess I should let up on him for a little while, but I was really enjoying watching him suffer."
IRONY: "I just had a great idea. There! That should do it!"
PESTILENCE: "Hey, he's breaking out in little red spots all over the place. Look, he's totally freaking out! Ha! What did you do?"
IRONY: "I made him allergic to Amoxicillin."
PESTILENCE: "Hah, ha, ha! That's awesome! Dude, you can be a real bastard, you know that Irony? Say, do you know how to ride a horse?"
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So, yeah, I went to see the doctor today about the alarming appearance of dozens of small red splotches that showed up in the wake of the Plague, and it turns out I developed an allergy to the antibiotics that he prescribed for the Plague. What fun. Now when people ask me if I have any medical allergies I get to say, "Yeah, Amoxicillin." Fun, fun, fun.
IRONY: "Hey, Pesilence, what's up?"
PESTILENCE: "Oh, hey, Irony. I was just checking in on this poor sap that I blighted with the Horrible Death Plague. Seems like he's been taking Amoxicillin for the last nine days and most of the symptoms have gone away. I guess I should let up on him for a little while, but I was really enjoying watching him suffer."
IRONY: "I just had a great idea. There! That should do it!"
PESTILENCE: "Hey, he's breaking out in little red spots all over the place. Look, he's totally freaking out! Ha! What did you do?"
IRONY: "I made him allergic to Amoxicillin."
PESTILENCE: "Hah, ha, ha! That's awesome! Dude, you can be a real bastard, you know that Irony? Say, do you know how to ride a horse?"
--
So, yeah, I went to see the doctor today about the alarming appearance of dozens of small red splotches that showed up in the wake of the Plague, and it turns out I developed an allergy to the antibiotics that he prescribed for the Plague. What fun. Now when people ask me if I have any medical allergies I get to say, "Yeah, Amoxicillin." Fun, fun, fun.
