Conspiracy

[hwango]

PESTILENCE, HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE: "Here a plague, there a plague, everywhere a plague-plague...hmm."

IRONY: "Hey, Pesilence, what's up?"

PESTILENCE: "Oh, hey, Irony. I was just checking in on this poor sap that I blighted with the Horrible Death Plague. Seems like he's been taking Amoxicillin for the last nine days and most of the symptoms have gone away. I guess I should let up on him for a little while, but I was really enjoying watching him suffer."

IRONY: "I just had a great idea. There! That should do it!"

PESTILENCE: "Hey, he's breaking out in little red spots all over the place. Look, he's totally freaking out! Ha! What did you do?"

IRONY: "I made him allergic to Amoxicillin."

PESTILENCE: "Hah, ha, ha! That's awesome! Dude, you can be a real bastard, you know that Irony? Say, do you know how to ride a horse?"

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So, yeah, I went to see the doctor today about the alarming appearance of dozens of small red splotches that showed up in the wake of the Plague, and it turns out I developed an allergy to the antibiotics that he prescribed for the Plague. What fun. Now when people ask me if I have any medical allergies I get to say, "Yeah, Amoxicillin." Fun, fun, fun.

Comments

Be careful.

[incarnadine.livejournal.com]

Allergies to antibiotics, particularly ones that results in rashes,
can be Very Bad News. Make sure they noted in your medical records
that you're allergic to Amoxicillin to avoid potential badness in the
future.

~P.