fiction - brigits_flame - 100 words for the prompt "Manual."

[hwango]

Model #21081508 Robot Personal Assistant Owner's Manual

Your First Robot!.................................................................................................1
Getting Started....................................................................................................2
Configuring Voice and Facial Recognition...............................................................3-5
Basic Commands................................................................................................6-9
Precautions to Take in Case of a Robot Uprising............................................... ...10-31
Emergency Measures to Take When the Robot Uprising Inevitably Comes................32-86
Basic Principles of Agriculture, Which You and Other Desperate
Suvivors of the Robot Apocalypse Will Need in Order to Rebuild Human
Civilization.....................................................................................................87-107
How to Cope with the Survivor's Guilt of Being One of the Last Few
Living Humans on Earth.................................................................................108-133
Technical Support (Pre-Apocalypse Only)..............................................................134

Comments

[hwango.livejournal.com]

"Even though we know that you will mostly be using your robot to perform routine domestic tasks such as cooking and cleaning, we have nevertheless given the unit the strength to hurl a school bus through a concrete wall, and outfitted it with a laser than can burn through steel in seconds. You never know if you might need them!"

[balloonhat.livejournal.com]

It's not a real robot without lasers.

[hwango.livejournal.com]

Indeed! Plus, lasers make everything better.

[the-malediction.livejournal.com]

Lol! It isn't worth having a robot unless it has the power to uprise, obviously!