LJIdol S11 - Week 0 - Introduction

[hwango]

Our story begins, as so many stories do, in the past. I mean, our only other options are to start it in the present or the future. There's very little present to work with compared to how much past there has been. There's some future left, but not as much as you might think, if those doomsday cultists are to be believed.

Anyway - the past. Some of it was pretty great. There were trilobites, and dinosaurs, and time traveling dinosaurs originally from the future, and lots of ice, and significantly fewer surveillance drones recording your every word and action.

Fast forward to now, and - no, wait, you've gone too far! Aagh, giant crabs! Giant crabs everywhere! Go back, go -