Horrible Death Plague Version 3.0!

[hwango]

It's Horrible! It's the Plague! It's Horrible Death Plague Version 3.0! Experience the fever! Thrill to the wheezing cough, the muscle aches, the general lack of energy yet inability to sleep, and a wide variety of other mysterious symptoms! Experience the drama as you visit the doctor and the nurse takes some of your blood! Delight in the wound left behind by this process that makes it look like they used a plastic drinking straw with the end crinkled up! Laugh at the irony as they fail to get your blood to divulge the information that they wanted from it. Cry "What did that butcher do to my arm?!" when you get home and look under the bandaid! You will be on the edge of your seat in anticipation as you periodically check your temperature to make sure your fever doesn't hit 103, in which case you get to run screaming to the emergency room! Yeah! It totally rocks! Try it today!

Comments

[magnetophyte.livejournal.com]

Here's something that may frighten you:

National Lyme disease risk map (http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvbid/lyme/riskmap.htm)

And here's something that might cheer you up:

[hwango.livejournal.com]

That's an awesome hat.